So sorry to have been gone so long...

Sweepy yer gettin very sweepy

I've been sick ... ick... but I'm back now and here's the thing

Mommy hasn't been really good at update our pictures.

"bad mommy" I know Meja stop yellin at me.

Bobo and Meja mommy aside: I'm going to be ok and will update soon with all the awards these silly puppies have gotten. Silly puppies!!!

The best picture I've ever taken of the pups

Lazy Saturday at Casa Sweet

This is the velly velly innocent Meja. 'What mommy what? I'm an angel girl member?'

Yeah until Bitey Face commences

But then Bobo gets in the game and gets his bitey on

This is the sleeping angel/devil Meja after being worn out by the Bitey game.

Reverse spoon (I guess all is forgiven).

Whatchu lookin at Mommy?

I'm looking at you crazy dogs. And obviously you've driven me crazy!

Oh woe, dere's snow

This is April 5












This is April 6








Enough with the woe is us. Spring will come right? Right? Anyone?



And now a message from Meja:

We have two black dogs in this house: 1 - me 1 - Bobo = 2 right? Then how do you explain this?



I know! That is another black dog. Bobo is always bringin home strays. And speakin of Bobo, what do you think of his doofus bandana? He thinks he is so so cool. We went to the spa and they put that on him and he loves it! I tried to eat mine off and mommy had to help me get it off. Here's another pic of his doofyness:



Bobo has a giant head and he's a goober too. Like our friend Mango. Here he thinks he looks like Mango. I don't think so Bobo! Mango is very very handsome.


And here are a couple pictures of me. Mommy says I am a precious flower (not a goober Bobo, nonny nonny boo boo!)

MICHIGAN STATE IN THE FINALS ! ! !

Bobo and Meja and Mommy say WAY TO GO STATE!!!!!

Hallo from Bobo

Well I haven't been on the computer in a long time. That mommy takes up all the computer all the time. She hogs it all. hahaha get it 'hogs it all'. What?

Anyway mommy hasn't been feeling good and it's STILL cold here so me and Meja have just been running around in the house. Mommy says we're crazy but it's just Meja what is crazy.

That is a picture of Meja coming after mommy called her for 'ever' as mommy says. Meja is very slow. She says there are lots of good smellies to smell and she must smell them all.

It did get to 60 yesterday and we took a short walk but mommy pooped out and we had to come home. Oh well a little bit is better that no bit. I crack myself up... What?

Have you heard the one about Snoop Dog? (is he a real dog because if so this joke sucks!)

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle.

What???

Bobo out

Brilliant new way to get the dogs to come

I have discovered the cure for cancer!

No not really but something almost as good. I've discovered a way to get Bobo and Meja to come back to the house when they've trolloped after Alfie or a leaf or whatever has moved them to beat it and not come when I call.

Apparently I am a very loud sneezer. Apparent to Bobo and Meja anyway. Whenever I sneeze they come immediately into whatever room I'm in usually with very concerned expressions on their faces.

Well this morning I let them outside out back and then went to take care of my own business (ya know). This is our normal routine. I leave the door open and they make their way back in the house. But not this morning. I get to the back door and no Bobo or Meja anywhere in site. This is very odd because Bobo NEVER wanders off. Scaredy cat remember.

Well it seems as though the bad sister had led him astray. I call and call and call some more. No dogs. Then the light bulb goes off. I fake sneezed. Then I see those crazy puppies at the very back of the yard across the pond running like mad toward the house. Probably a 1/4 mile away.

All I could think of after the pat on my back and a 'you're brilliant' was 'it's a good thing for you dogs this worked because if I'd had to get dressed and come after you, well I'd a...'

There're two morals to this story:

It seems as though spring has sprung up with some yummy scents and I'm gonna have to be more careful watching the pups.

I wonder if Guiness has a Loudest Sneeze category?

More whining

It's been raining for 5 days AND it's cold. WTF? The pups have cabin fever and we live in a 650 sq ft house. We play chase but it's once around the kitchen and I'm out of breath. I keep saying 'that's why you have a brother/sister, so you have someone to play with.' They look at me like I'm crazy but what's new?

The sun is supposed to shine tomorrow. Walkies yeah!!!

Uncle Ron and his girl Meja

I'd like to go walkies now...

Warmth brings rain

Oh come on... I asked for some warmth for relief from this winter of hell and what did I get? Rain! It's been raining for three days. And the delicate flowers, Bobo and Meja DO NOT like to get their persons wet. So potty breaks have been exciting and almost non existent. Relief will come relief will come relief will come.

There's nothing like spring, summer and fall in Michigan. It's really a glorious wonderland. It's just taking a damn long time getting here.

I'm feeling better and looking forward to walkies with the pups again. I'll do a post on healthy Pam soon.

When we lived in Florida I lived with my sister and her boyfriend (also Meja's boyfriend!). The puppies love love love Chris and Ron. If anything were to happen to me plans are in place for them to come for the pups. My heart always breaks when I hear stories about dogs that are left behind when their people go to heaven. So please not to worry.

Warmth come

We are all so tired of this cold and snow. What was I thinking moving back here from Florida? Oh yeah I hated Florida, but it was warm.


The pups have cabin fever too. They've been running around like coo coo heads trying to expend some energy.


Me, I had a transfusion a couple days ago and will be Superwoman soon. We'll get out and do more walkies, everyone will feel better.

Patiently waiting for the walkies to commence!

I've been kind of at a loss lately what to write. Anyone have any questions?

Inquiring Bobo's want to know.

Misty

Our next door neighbor dog Misty, who mommy called 'Ms. Barks a lot' went to heaven. Our mommy has been crying and we don't like that. Here's a picture of Misty, she was a beautiful Collie mix. Misty liked to run around with Meja and she liked mommy quite a lot. Mommy used to play a game where she'd hold Misty's snout. I didn't think it was so funny but mommy used to laugh and laugh. We will miss you Ms. Misty.

It was snowing earlier here's a picture of our butts.

I personally am not a fan of this snow stuff. Especially when it gets between my toe toes.

And finally here's a picture of me and Justin. There are very few pictures of us together because Meja was up his butt most of the time he was here.

I think I may have been licking my lips cause Justin used to sneak foodies to us. I miss him.

Bully sticks

Bobo and Meja got their first bully sticks yesterday. I had no idea of such things. And at $6.99 per they'll probably not get them often but Oh.My.God they love love love them. Here are a couple pics:

Bobo says 'What chu lookin at?'

He had just had his eyes tucked and they'd put pink stitches in, the nerve!

And here's a picture of my love Jerry Sweet, the pups Papi.






As you all can see I'm not a photographer. And I no nothing of Photoshop or any other software that tweaks pictures. So what you see is what you get. And did anyone know that photographing black Sharpei is difficult?

Out of the house today, yippee

We have not been out of the house for a week! I started a new treatment last Friday and it kicked my ass. And I mean that literally and figuratively. And it's been so cold the pups were happy to go out to do their business and scamper right back in. Excepting the occasional Bobo broken toe toe act with the snow globs in his paws. Then he had to be helped. Pussy!

So anyway the larder was stocked, I had plenty of reading material, my little fireplace lit at all times, it's been cozy. But now we're all going bat shit crazy. I've a circle around the kitchen to dining to living room and the dogs have been wearing a path in their efforts to play and chase. Just makes me dizzy.

I'm hoping to get something to help the nausea today so I can start walking them a little at least every day. They deserve that. Lifesavers and all. Their plight is hard but they do it proudly. I love them very long time...

So we shall venture out today. The temp was 32 F yesterday so the feets of snow kind of melted off my car. I think I can dig it the rest of the way. And then we shall go to Target. Such lofty goals! We'll see if the pups will get in the car with me ;) Last time Meja said 'thanks no, you so crazy momma'.

Post from Bobo

There is something very strange going on around here. Usually when Meja and I play chase I am faster so she tries to slow me down by biting at my loose skin. As I said I am faster so she only catches me when I'm tired (yeah that's it). Then mommy yells at her and that makes me happy, but then mommy gets the peroxide out and that doesn't make me so happy.

But lately Meja has been biting at me for no reason, swear to God. I'll just be walking along and BITE! Does anyone out there know a reason Meja may be in this 'must bite Bobo more' mood? If so is there an antidote?

Thank you for your attention to this matter cause, ouchie...

Bobo the Sharpei puppy

A snoring puppy

Have you ever tried to read with a snoring Sharpei right next to you? No? well it's fairly impossible. Bobo is sleeping and snoring so loud I keep looking over to make sure he's ok. Meja is asleep right next to him and she's not snoring and she has the more pushed in nose. She should be the one snoring but that would not be too lady like and God knows the Meja is a Lady.

Happy New Year to one and all. Especially the puppies that view this little blog...

Letter from Bobo

Bobo the Sharpei puppy here... It's snowing I don't care for it.
Yesterday Meja and I were just frolicking with Alfie our friend next door and there was about 3 inches of snow. It was fun. Today? not so freaking much (I have to say freaking because mommy says we can't curse but you know what I meant?)

I just got up and went out to pee and the snow? the snow was up to my butt Bob! I'm not kidding. I had to do something other than pee and my butt was in the snow! How embarrassing.

Meja wouldn't even go out the door. She looked at all that snow and turned around and went back to bed with Justin. Speaking of Meja and Justin, she is so in love with him. She keeps trying to screw her nose right up his butt. (she's always been a little weird) Up north Justin was all 'where's Meja' and I was all 'up your butt dude'. I wonder how I can get her into his suitcase when he leaves? Any suggestions?

I think he's ok and all but come on he's just a guy and he's my brother!

Bobo and Meja got an award

Dozer the beautiful pit bull gave Bobo and Meja an award:

It's the Kreative Blogger award. And now without further ado Bobo and Meja will take over:

We would just like to say thank you to the academy for this award, which is deserved. We wish our mommy could put the award on this blog but she doesn't know how. But she thanks Dozer's people for giving it to us.

And now 6 things we are thankful for:

Meja:

Bobo - Cause he's slower than me and I can bites him. But mommy says don't bite Bobo, Meja, but he's very very bite able.
Treats - Every time I come in the house for going potty mommy gives me a treat. Don't tell her but sometimes I just go out so I can come right back in so I can haves a treat.
Kong toy with stuffing - Yummy
My monkey toy - mommy says it's my baby but it's a monkey - duh mommy.
Getting foods with Caesar foods in it.
Our next door neighbor dogs Misty and Tipper, though mommy calls Tipper 'Ms. Barks a lot' cause she barks a lot.


Bobo:

I should say Meja but she bites.
Mommy - She says good boy good boy and sometimes I'm not so good.
My spiked Harley collar - I look really tough and mommy says I'm a baby (I'm not a puppy baby mommy)
Kong toy with stuffing - Have you people seen the stuffing what goes in the Kong toy? Yummy
My black dog toy - Mommy says I only love it cause it looks like me. But I love it cause I love it.
All the room to run at our new house. Mommy says it acres but I just knows I can run and run and run and it's fun not to be in a fence.

That's all for now. Mommy will only let us on the puter for a little bit cause she says we get it all wet. Well, Mommy, we got lots of face!

Random Sunday

I went to Pontiac for a couple days for my sister's birthday. She's 59 how'd that happen.

The pups were angels even with a cat in the house. I really lucked out with those dogs. They mind and were never formally taught a thing. I think loves does it.

It's cold here in Michigan this morning. I'm talking cold, 11 degrees! But I love it. Beats Florida in my book.

I bought a little heater that looks like a fireplace, I love it and it keeps the floors warm.

I've decorated the house for Christmas. It's the first time since Jerry died that I've done that. I used to love love love Christmas, it's coming back. Yeah!

I'm thinking about having a glass of wine for breakfast with Charles Kuralt, is that bad?

It took me 2 1/2 hours to get home yesterday, the roads were that bad. I do miss
that in Florida you don't have to worry about black ice.

Well that's my randomness for this morning. If I think of anything else you need to know I'll tell ya.

I think I'm going to try to figure out how to post pictures so you can see these cutey pups.

have you ever

Have you ever said or thought something so horrible on the phone that you have to physically throw the phone after it's said? It's been happening to me a lot lately. I wonder if maybe the antidepressants aren't working?

So I'm back home having assured Justin is ok for now. Trying to find a solution to fly back with the dogs. With all my miles I can get me there, no problem. Dogs an entirely different story. I was talking quite candidly with a rep from Frontier airlines. She said the dogs could go in the same crate if they were <> 6 months old. To which I said 'ok, if I lie and say they are what are the consequences?', obviously I'm desperate here cause I'm willing to forget my morals so these dogs can fly together. She said 'well they probably don't look like puppies do they?', to which I said 'well kindof'. You see to me and those that know these dogs they've always been 'the puppies'. And they get away with it because they're cute and wrinkly and could really pass for big puppies.

So my question to you internets is 'should I lie and say they're < 6 months old because I know they'll pass and it won't traumatize them, or just bite it and let them fly separately? If you aren't a 'DOG PERSON' you won't even understand the question.

Thanks for playing... ly -- pam

Hello from Bobo the SharPei dog

I have taken over my momma's blog. Hello to all you people. I'm sure you already love me because my mom talks about me a lot and I'm pretty. I'm pretty gay. I don't know if you know that or not. My momma talks openly about it and accepts me.

I'm a very friendly SharPei dog. I guess most people think we, SharPei, are like Pit Bulls. I think it's very bad to paint a whole breed with a brush that isn't true if you don't know us. (I learned that fancy talk from momma) I have loved some Pit Bull's that were very nice to me and didn't try to eat me. I've also known some SharPei that Have tried to eat me (my sister Meja comes to mind). She has 'problems' as momma says and is in therapy. But if the bitch bites me again I'm gonna go all TuPac on her ass!!! I'M NOT KIDDING! I've had to go to the Dr. about eleventy times and get stitches because of her. But anyway, back to what I was saying:

SharPei dogs are very very good dogs, (just don't call them Meja!(