You know what's great about having black dogs at 3:00 a.m. and it's pitch black in the country?
Those little buggers got me up and insisted they MUST go out RIGHT NOW! So out we went. I of course stayed on the deck, while they meandered all over the effing where.
I'd had enough and do you think I could find them in the dark? Oh nonee nonee no.
So here's me with my shiny red rain boots (which I love by the way) traipsing all over God's creation, at 3 freaking a.m.! I was too tired to go on much of a hunt so went back to the deck crying.
After about 10, yes 10!, minutes here they come like 'Oh what you were waitin up?'
Damn Guinea birds!
Don't you dare shine me puppies!