We aren't in Kansas anymore Toto

So the pups and I moved from a relatively urban area of Florida to a rural area of Michigan. OK good, people are people right? With the internets and all people are people. Well seems not so much...

I was getting the detritus out of my totalled car the other day and my iPhone rang. I answered it and the car guy, I swear to God, said "is that one of them iPhones?". In my head I heard 'one of them thare iPhones' but still. It's like they still have the great big ole mobile phones in the bags!

THEN: I was at the party store (code for liquor store in Michigan) today and a fellow walked in behind me in head to toe camouflage. No big right? But... the police walked in right behind him, asked him to put his '40' down and come outside. After a couple minutes they came back in and the police asked if anyone else had been in in the last THREE minutes in camo??? Seems there was a camo burglar on the loose!

Mayhaps I should find a different neighborhood?